英语幽默 | 许诺的结果
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
父亲:我曾许诺说,如果你考试及格就给你买辆小汽车,可你却没通过考试。你上学期一直在干什么呀?
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
父亲:我曾许诺说,如果你考试及格就给你买辆小汽车,可你却没通过考试。你上学期一直在干什么呀?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
It was night. Stillness reigned in the grand old feudal castle of Klugenstein. The year 1222 was drawing to a close. Far away up in the tallest of the castle's towers a single light glimmered.
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination?
姨妈:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
Returning from a hunting trip, I waited at the little town of Los Pinos, in New Mexico, for the south-bound train, which was one hour late. I sat on the porch of the Summit House and discussed the functions of life with Telemachus Hicks, the hotel proprietor.
Johnny: Papa, would you be glad if I saved a dollar for you?
约翰尼:爸爸,如果我为你省下一美元,你高兴不?
Promptly at the beginning of twilight, came again to that quiet corner of that quiet, small park the girl in gray. She sat upon a bench and read a book, for there was yet to come a half hour in which print could be accomplished.
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
体育老师:孩子们,你们见过男女混合双打吗?
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。
One evening when Andy Donovan went to dinner at his Second Avenue boarding-house, Mrs. Scott introduced him to a new boarder, a young lady, Miss Conway.
I don't suppose it will knock any of you people off your perch to read a contribution from an animal.
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是燕子,另一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
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