英语幽默 | 你几年前是在部队吧 Were you in the army a few years ago
The barber began. He cut and cut for a long time and then he said to Len, “Were you in the army a few years ago?”
理发师剪了起来。他不停地剪了好长时间，然后他对莱恩说：“你几年前是在部队吧？”
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英语短篇小说 | A Mysterious Visit 神秘的访问 马克·吐温
The first notice that was taken of me when I "settled down" recently was by a gentleman who said he was an assessor, and connected with the U. S. Internal Revenue Department.
习近平主席2022年新年贺词（双语全文）
新年前夕，国家主席习近平通过中央广播电视总台和互联网，发表了二〇二二年新年贺词。全文如下：
英语幽默 | 琼斯上尉看见一位新女兵 Captain Jones saw a new girlsoldier
The girl was very surprised and said, “But,sir, I can’t sing at all.”
女孩很吃惊，说道：“可是，长官，我一点都不会唱。”
英语短篇小说 | The Stolen White Elephant 白象被盗记 马克·吐温
You know in what reverence the royal white elephant of Siam is held by the people of that country. You know it is sacred to kings, only kings may possess it, and that it is, indeed, in a measure even superior to kings, since it receives not merely honor but worship.
英语幽默 | 让它成为一只猴子 make it a monkey
When Billy was very small, he loved pictures. His mother often drew some for him on old pieces of paper. She was very bad at drawing, but Billy enjoyed her pictures and always wanted more.
英语幽默 | 你还在找那个地方吗 Are you still looking for that place
Jack went to Manchester by train. He left the station, and thought, “The office isn’t far from the station. I’ll find it easily.”
杰克乘坐火车去了曼彻斯特。他离开了车站，心想：“事务所离火车站不远。我会很容易找到的。”
英语短篇小说 | The Repairer of Reputations 名誉修复者 罗伯特·钱伯斯
Toward the end of the year 1920 the Government of the United States had practically completed the programme, adopted during the last months of President Winthrop's administration. The country was apparently tranquil.
英语短篇小说 | A Chaparral Prince 灌木丛中的王子 欧·亨利
Nine o'clock at last, and the drudging toil of the day was ended. Lena climbed to her room in the third half-story of the Quarrymen's Hotel.
英语幽默 | 骑在它背上的那个滑稽男人是谁 who’s that funny man on his back
General Pershing was a famous American officer. He was in the American army, and fought in Europe in the First World War.
珀欣将军是一位著名的美国军官。在第一次世界大战中，他在美国部队服役，在欧洲打过仗。
英语短篇小说 | A Call Loan 电话贷款 欧·亨利
In those days the cattlemen were the anointed. They were the grandees of the grass, kings of the kine, lords of the lea, barons of beef and bone. They might have ridden in golden chariots had their tastes so inclined.
英语幽默 | 你女朋友的地址是什么呢 What’s your girl-friend’s address
两个士兵在营地。第一个名叫乔治，第二个名叫比尔。乔治说：“比尔，你有一张纸和一个信封吗？”