英语幽默 | 交换座位

Switch Seats
交换座位 

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion.
婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。

On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table.
在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上,我们正坐在早餐桌旁。

when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
我暗示道:“亲爱的,你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?”

Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"
他放下报纸,眼睛直直地望着我:“因此,你想交换座位吗?”