英语幽默 | 森林之火

Wood Fire
森林之火 

One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened."
一名妇女向她最好的朋友大谈雄性动物的特性:“丈夫们就像是森林里的火,一不注意,他们就会燃烧起来。”

"Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of themselves?"
“那是不是意味着,”另一个问道,“他们将自己烧成灰烬?”