| Joke #20 | Q: What does Terry Branstad use for birth control? A: Their Personality. |
| Joke #19 | Q: Why do you never hear about burglars robbing Terry Branstad? A: Professional courtesy. |
| Joke #18 | Q: How many fellow Republicans does Terry Branstad need to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they only screw the poor! |
| Joke #17 | Q: What does Terry Branstad and a porn star have in common? A: They are both experts in switching positions in front of a camera. |
| Joke #16 | Q: What did Terry Branstad tell police after he crashed his car? A: He blamed it on the Democrats. |
| Joke #15 | Q: What does politician Terry Branstad and diapers have in common? A: They should both be replaced regularly and for the same reason. |
| Joke #14 | Q: How can you tell when a Terry Branstad is lying? A: The lips are moving. |
| Joke #13 | Q: What slogan is on the Terry Branstad campaign bumpersticker? A: Do not steal - the government does not like competitors! |
| Joke #12 | Q: Why is it bad when the Republicans control the House, the Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House? A: Because they only have themselves to blame . |
| Joke #11 | Q: Why is Terry Branstad unable to screw in a light bulb? A: Because he cannot decide which way to turn. |
| Joke #10 | Q: What happened when the spouse of Terry Branstad thought global warming might actually be happening? A: Terry Branstad said not to worry, its just an early summer. |
| Joke #9 | Q: Why is Terry Branstad always on the bottom during sex? A: Because politicians can only f*ck up. |
| Joke #8 | Q: Did you hear about the new health program Terry Branstad introduced to promote exercise, walking and running? A: It starts with fixing gas prices at 10 dollars a gallon. |
| Joke #7 | Q: How do you know Terry Branstad is a Republican? A: They named their kids Deduction One and Deduction Two. |
| Joke #6 | Q: Why are gay Saudis a big dilemma for Republicans? A: Because they are gays with oil. |
| Joke #5 | Q: What is the biggest problem with the idea of intelligent design? A: It does cannot explain why Terry Branstad was made. |
| Joke #4 | Q: When did Terry Branstad get a nipple ring? A: After hearing that George Bush got a Dick Cheney. |
| Joke #3 | Q: What do you get when you put Terry Branstad in a room with 69 lesbians? A: 70 people who don't do dick! |
| Joke #2 | Q: What is the difference between a magician and Terry Branstad? A: The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance. |
| Joke #1 | Q: Did you hear that Terry Branstad is in trouble for employing illegal immigrants? A: Walmart is accusing him of stealing their employees! |
