My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious.
我的优点是：我很帅，我的缺点是：我帅的不够明显。
I curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring bags.
我诅咒你买方便面没有调料包。
When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome. But I denied it, and then they hit me and said I am hypocritical.
有一次我购物时，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。
There are two things that I could not do in my life - I could not do this and I could not do that.
我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。
Never treat a dried shrimp not as seafood.
别把虾米不当海鲜。
I am an angel, and the reason why I can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight.
我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。
Since there are so many deceivers, it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。
Your phone is much cheaper than the phone words fee.
你的手机比话费还便宜。
