英语幽默 | 迟到的原因

The reason of being late
迟到的原因

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？

Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School — Go Slow'.
约翰尼：每次我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着‘学校——缓行’。