英语幽默 | 同样的服务

The same service
同样的服务

A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
有位结婚十年的男人,正向婚姻顾问请教。

"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me."
“新婚时我非常幸福。在市区的商店里累了一天,回到家里,小狗围着我又跑又叫,妻子忙给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。小狗给我叼来拖鞋,妻子对我又喊又叫。”

"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."
“我不知道你有什么可抱怨的,”顾问说,“你得到的服务还是同样的嘛。”