英语幽默 | 家庭的争吵

A family quarrel
家庭的争吵

The young newly-weds quarreled.
一对年轻的新婚夫妇吵架了。

At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears.
最后妻子终于忍不住哭了起来。

"I don't want to have anything to do with you any more. I'm packing up my things and going off to mother."
“我不想跟你有任何瓜葛了。我要去收拾东西,离开这里回娘家去。”

"Fine, my dear," said the husband. "Here are the traveling expenses."
“好,亲爱的,”丈夫说,“我给你路费。”

She counted the money. "What about the money for the return ticket?"
她数了数钱。“还有回来的路费呢。”