英语幽默 | 她在养育孩子方面做得很糟糕

A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids.
一个男孩告诉他妈妈,说她在养育孩子方面做得很糟糕。

She replied, "Hold your tongue. That's not true!"
这位母亲回嘴说:“住口,那不是真的!”

The boy said, "Then why do you send me to bed when I'm not tired and wake me up in the morning when I am?"
男孩说:“那为什么你总是在我不困的时候叫我上床睡觉,在早上我困的时候叫醒我?”