英语幽默 | 他靠空气就能存活

A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.
有一个教派的领导者宣称,他靠空气就能存活。

A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."
一个表示怀疑的人说:“我昨天还看到你在麦当劳吃薯条。”

The guru replied, "You can't call that food."
这位宗教领袖回答:“你不能称那东西为食物。”