英语幽默 | 你做了什么坏事啊?

It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What is your offense?"
圣诞佳节到来,法官心情愉悦地问犯人:“你做了什么坏事啊?”

"I did my Christmas shopping early this year," cried the prisoner.
“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。

"There's nothing wrong with that," said the Judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
“这么做没错啊”,法官说:“到底多早之前啊?”

"Before the store opened," answered the prisoner.
“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。