英语幽默 | 看完电影后我丈夫和我总是跑着回家,到家晚的那个就在家洗盘子

Mr and Mrs Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last Saturday, Mrs Jones said to her husband, “There’s a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?”
琼斯夫妇晚上很少出去,但是上星期六,琼斯夫人对她的丈夫说:“今天晚上电影院有场好电影。我们能去看吗?”

Mr Jones was quite happy about it, so they went, and both of them enjoyed the film.
琼斯先生对此非常高兴,因此他们去了,两人都非常喜欢那部电影。

They came out of the cinema at 11 o’clock, got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark. Then Mrs Jones said, “Look, Bill. A woman’s running along the road very fast, and a man’s running after her. Can you see them?”
他们11点从电影院出来,上了车,然后开始开车回家。天很黑。这时琼斯夫人说:“看,比尔。一个妇女正沿着路很快地往前跑,一个男的在后面追她。你能看见他们吗?”

Mr Jones said, “Yes, I can.” He drove the car slowly near the woman and said to her, “Can we help you?”
琼斯先生说:“是的,我能。”他开着车慢慢靠近那个女妇女,对她说:“我们能帮助你吗?”

“No, thank you,” the woman said, but she did not stop running. “My husband and I always run home after the cinema, and the last one washes the dishes at home!”
“不用,谢谢你,”妇女说,但是她没有停止奔跑。“看完电影后我丈夫和我总是跑着回家,到家晚的那个就在家洗盘子!”