英语幽默 | 我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去

Hans said to his friend Kurt, “I’m going to take my car and drive to London.”
汉斯对他的朋友库尔特说:“我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去。”

Kurt said, “Driving to London is very difficult. You aren’t going to find your hotel.”
库尔特说:“开车到伦敦去非常难。你会找不到你的旅馆的。”

But Hans was not afraid. He drove to Calais, put his car on the ship, took it off at Dover, and drove to London.
但是汉斯不害怕。他开车去了加来,把车放在轮船上,在多佛把它取下来,然后朝伦敦开去。

He stopped near the city and looked at his map. Then he drove into London, but he did not find his hotel. He drove round and round for an hour, and then he stopped and got out of his car. A taxi came, and Hans stopped it. “Take me to the Brussels Hotel,” he said. But he did not get into the taxi: he got back into his car. The Taxi man laughed, but then he drove to the Brussels Hotel, and Hans followed him in his car. They reached the hotel in two minutes.
他在城市附近停下来,看了看地图。然后他开到伦敦城里,但是没有找到他的旅馆。他绕来绕去开了几个小时,然后他停下来,下了车。一辆出租车开过来,汉斯拦住了它。“把我带到布鲁塞尔旅馆去,”他说。但是他没有上出租车:他回到了自己的汽车里。出租车司机大笑起来,但是他接着开车去了布鲁塞尔旅馆,汉斯开着他的车跟在后面。两分钟后,他们到达了旅馆。