英语幽默 | 爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌,但是他非常不擅长

Mr Edwards liked singing very much, but he is very bad at it. He went to dinner at a friend’s house last week, and there were some other guests there too.
爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌,但是他非常不擅长。上星期他去一个朋友的家里吃饭,那儿还有其他一些客人。

They had a good dinner, and then the hostess went to Mr Edwards and said, “You can sing, Peter. Please sing us something.”
他们吃了一顿美餐,然后女主人走到爱德华兹先生身边说:“你会唱歌,彼得。请给我们唱歌吧。”

英语幽默 | 爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌,但是他非常不擅长

Mr Edwards was very happy, and he began to sing an old song about the mountains of Spain. The guests listened to it for a few minutes and then one of the guests began to cry. She was a small woman and had dark hair and very dark eyes.
爱德华兹先生非常高兴,于是他唱起了一支关于西班牙山脉的古老歌曲。客人听了几分钟,然后其中一个客人哭了起来。她是个身材矮小的女人,长着黑色的头发和乌黑的眼睛。

One of the other guests went to her, put his hand on her back and said, “Please don’t cry. Are you Spanish?”
其他客人中有一个走到她身边,把手放在她的背上,说:“请不要哭了。你是西班牙人吗?”

Another young man asked, “Do you love Spain?”
另一个青年问:“你爱西班牙吗?”

“No,” she answered, “I’m not Spanish, and I’ve never been to Spain. I’m a singer, and I love music.”
“不,”她回答说,“我不是西班牙人,我也从没去过西班牙。我是个歌唱家,我喜爱音乐。”