学习一门语言,通常你最快学会的可能是脏话......所以你绝对知道英语里的“Fuck”,但是你知道它的正确使用方法吗?
为了挽救国民的英语,让F开头的脏话儿说得更顺溜些,日本于是出了一本书,教你如何使用FUCK……嗯,让我们看看岛国人民是怎么学英语的!
1、Don't fuck it up. 憋特么给我搞砸了。
- Just don't fuck it up!
别特么给我搞砸就行。
2、Fucked up.搞砸(类似上一条)
- You fucked up!
你搞砸了!
3、Don't fuck me over.憋特么扯我后腿。
- I'm trusting you with the drugs, don't fuck me over.
毒品交给你了,别特么扯我后腿。
4、Are you fucking with me?你特么在逗我?
- -I slept with your girl!
-我睡了你的马子。
-Are you fucking with me?
-你特么在逗我?
5、Fucking amazing 赞到炸裂!
- This pizza is fucking amazing.
这披萨特么好吃到炸裂。
6、Fuck off 滚蛋
- Will you please fuck off?
能请你滚蛋吗?
7、I don't give a fuck. 关我屁事!
- I don't give a fuck, she is not my wife.
关我屁事,她又不是我老婆。
8、Fuck的插入万能用法。
- What the fuck is with this guy?
他特么怎么了? - Where the fuck are you going?
你特么要去哪?
这本书最好还有一句总结性的绕口令,真是醍醐灌顶:
THIS IS A GREAT FUCKING BOOK TO FUCKING LEARN HOW TO FUCKING USE THE FUCKING “F” WORD.
没错,FUCK才是基本。
(复旦外语)