英语幽默 | 我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走

Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a small house now, so every Saturday morning they put it out, and other people came and looked at it, and sometimes they took it away because they wanted it.
怀特桥是一个小村庄,老人经常来住在那儿。他们中有些人有许多旧家具,有些家具他们经常不想要了,因为现在他们住在小房子里,因此每周六的上午,他们都把家具摆出来,其他人来看看,有时候他们把家具带走,因为他们想要。

Every Saturday, Mr and Mrs Morton put a very ugly old bear’s head out at the side of their gate, but nobody wanted it. Then last Saturday, they wrote, “I’m very lonely here. Please take me,” on a piece of paper and put it near the bear’s head.
每星期六,莫顿夫妇就把一只非常丑陋的旧熊脑袋放在外面大门口旁边,但是没有人想要。然后,上星期六他们在一张纸上写道:“我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走”,然后把它放在熊脑袋旁边。

They went to the town, and came in the evening. There were now two bears’ heads in front of their house, and there was another piece of paper. It said, “I was lonely too.”
他们去了镇上,傍晚回到家来。现在他们的房子前面有两只熊的脑袋,还有另外一张纸。上面说:“我也孤独。”