英语幽默 | 多少钱 How much is it

It was winter, and Mrs Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said, “Look, Joe! Isn’t that beautiful?”
冬天到了,海尔曼夫人想大量购物,因此她等到星期六,那时她的丈夫有空,于是她带他到商店去给她付钱,并且拿包裹。他们去了许多商店,海尔曼夫人买了许多东西。她经常停下来说:“看,乔!那个多漂亮啊!”

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He then answered, “All right, dear. How much is it?” and took his money out to pay for it.
他于是回答:“好的,亲爱的。多少钱?”然后拿出钱来付款。

It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr Hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, “Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!”
他们从最后一家商店出来的时候,天黑了,海尔曼先生累了,在想着其他的事情,比如在家里坐在温暖的炉火旁喝一杯美酒。突然他的妻子抬头看看天空,说道:“乔,快看那美丽的月亮啊!”

Without stopping, Mr Hermann answered, “All right, dear. How much is it?”
海尔曼没有停步,回答道:“好的,亲爱的。多少钱?”