英语幽默 | 两片面包不够 two slices of bread aren’t enough

Dave worked in a factory, and he always made sandwiches in the morning, took them to work and ate them at midday.
戴夫在一家工厂工作,他总是在早上做些三明治,带着去上班,中午吃。

Then he married, so he thought, “Now my wife’s going to make my sandwiches.”
后来他结婚了,于是他想:“现在我的妻子要给我做三明治了。”

On the first day, she made him some, and when he got home in the evening, she said to him, “Were the sandwiches all right?”
第一天,她给他做了一些,晚上他回家的时候,她对他说:“那些三明治好吃吗?”

“Oh, yes,” he answered, “but you only gave me two slices of bread.”
“哦,是的,”他回答,“但是你只给了我两片面包。”

The next day she gave him four slices, but he said again, “Four slices aren’t enough.”
第二天她给了他四片面包,但是他又说:“四片面包不够。”

The third day she gave him eight slices, but those were not enough for him either, so on the fourth day she took a loaf of bread, cut it in half and put a big piece of meat in it.
第三天,她给了他八片,但这些也不够他吃的,于是在第四天,她拿出一条面包,打它一切两半,中间夹上一大块肉。

In the evening she said to him, “Was your lunch nice?”
晚上,她对他说:“你的午饭好吗?”

“Oh, yes,” he answered. “But two slices of bread aren’t enough.”
“哦,是的,”他回答。“但是两片面包不够。”